Let's Play a Game...
what is the biggest most outrageous lie you might imagine?
This is inspired by the BIG LIE aka, the “pandemic” that was perpetrated over the last 3 or more years depending on one’s timeline interpretation.
As a comparison, and also in consideration of a mass media reaction to what Alex Jones stated a few years back: they’re kidnapping our kids and sending them to the moon and turning them into gay people—Jones later explained that he’s an “entertainer.” Perhaps a little forgiveness is in order.
This LIE may have been the trigger event that led to the Sandy Point verdict with the billion-dollar lawsuit that AJ lost. Many sides to that story.
I am going to conjure up a number of BIG LIES for entertainment purposes only. Just a stream of silly off-the-cuff nonsense. Kids, be careful with the ‘crying wolf’ stuff…it can bite you in the behind down the line!
Remember—the bigger the lie, with repetition, will become real for those who don’t question sources and motives. My motive is simply to entertain—just for the record.
Start here:
Cheesecake will unclog arteries when consumed daily.
A dog’s bite is worse than its bark.
Cats smother babies while the infants sleep. Black cats are not to be trusted due to the scientific facts regarding black-haired felines and their aberrant DNA.
Bill Gates was born on Saturn. He is a clone and also a Saturnian hybrid.
Madonna and I were married in Las Vegas many years ago, but we got a divorce 24 hours later.
Goldfish have actual gold within their scales.
Mr Rogers was in actuality an assassin. It is a fact that just prior to killing a target he’d whisper, “It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…”
Lassie was a hermaphrodite.
Refined sugar and chocolate in large quantities will cure acne.
Henry Ford also founded NASA.
George Herbert Walker Bush studied politics with Fidel Castro while at Yale. They spent much time together surfing and dating Cuban dancers.
Rome get’s its name from a tribe, now defunct— in the country we now call Cameroon.
“Render everything unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” was misinterpreted. The original saying was concocted while Rome’s elites were playing Scrabble, and the papyrus texts report that the actual saying was: “Caesar will render your words as salad unless you pay him the tax he so justly deserves.”
Charlie Brown’s dog was originally going to be named Spooky.
Washington, DC is a hologram and we don’t actually exist. The Metaverse is over two million years old and was created by a renegade fractal reptilian named Bozo the Clone.
The Vatican is not what it seems. In reality, it is a front for a vast conglomerate of wineries—hence: VAT-i-can. Translates as a “Vat of Vino in a container.”
JFK wasn’t really shot in Dallas. Oswald was a rabbit that worked for Disney, and JFK was transported back to Mars via a hyperdrive time travel machine. The actual Zapruder footage was created on a soundstage with green screens and Kubrick directed the black op.
Flying fish migrate to Brazil during the colder winter months.
Marilyn Monroe is my grandmother.
~finis